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Telluride Colorado USA


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6 people maximum • 3 bedrooms • 2 bathrooms • Caretaker support
Chef prepared meals • Wood fireplace • Fast internet • On 10 Private Acres at 10,600' feet!
$USD300 - $700 per night (dependent on your support needs)


News
January 2021 Update:
Howdy 2021…hopefully no close relation of your strange cousin 2020!…we tried to like 2020 and used the lockdown to try to get on with a few things in the woods…let’s see: we made a start on a cool new fire pit; reignited some wildlife (secret right now, but you’ll see soon); I learned some very basic knitting techniques…pretty cool actually…new beanie here we come; chopped up loads of kindling for when winter really begins; tried a few coffee ’n crepe speakeasy test runs; and tried to learn a new grunt language called ‘snowboarder’, but are still failing with that so have brought in an interpreter for now: where’s me grub? (snowboarder); oh you’re hungry and would like a meal (translation)…you get it huh?! anyway, standing out on the deck the other evening (shrouded in stars) a sharp blast from the south west let me know the pineapple express was looming…beware ma nature...you see we have a special line to the old warhorse!
December 2022 Update:
Well hi Miss Winter…harder to tell these days but ultimately she delivers (albeit a little later). we’re not fussed…i’ve been embraced by everything manual of late: fly fishing, flintlock, hand-crafted ammo, field-dressing, hickory, stand-up surfing, piano, gung-go women (in my dreams!). it feels good to be an independent high plains woodsman in a strange (getting stranger) today. we even raised our puma weather-vane, by chopper (whoops!). glide well…eeerm is that a wolf i see o’er yonder...aawhooo!
January 2023 Update:
Atmospheric rivers, bomb cycles blah, blah, blah…its all evil hollywood esq bs designed to terrify / control you and makes me giggle (if the sheep like zealot hypnotised great unwashed mass morons were’t so stupid). its been happening for millennia as our world evolves over billions of years and will continue to happen for millenia (smartly managed). u want scary…well right now (even on a calm day) we’re on a hunk of rock (with an atmoshere) spinning at 600mph, goin’ around a fire ball at 50,000mph and blasting through ever expanding space time at warp speed out on the v.lonely edge of a milky way galaxy (just one of trillions) in an infinite universe (likely multiverses) connected by worm holes! as the snow piles up in january (with even bigger months ahead in feb, march as the pineapple express starts to kick in over the san juans) we encourage you to be well prepared and calculated out in our sublime backcountry…simple tasks like writing down the basic weather metrics for each day, every day, reading / obeying local avalanche reports, chatting to talented locals and (sadly not so common) common sense / looking around you b4 you go will keep you hootin’ and hollerin’ (sometimes yodeling) into cold smoke fable time.
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Contact
Booking Requests and Questions
Please email enquiries or fill out the contact form and we will get back to you.
E : puma.jamesa@icloud.com
P : +61 418 375 182
Films
Movies
Activities
• Backcountry Skiing
• Mountain Biking
• Horse Riding
• Hiking & Climbing
• Reading, Writing, Relaxation & Creativity
• Telluride - visittelluride.com
...specialist outdoor adventure guides available,
e.g. - mountaintrip.com & helitrax.com

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